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Joke of the Day
"Santa is nearby... I can sense his presents"
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"I've done it, finally. I invented a pill that makes your farts smell exactly the way your food tasted. Get me the President"
"Why couldn't the computer play golf?... ...Because it had the wrong Driver"
"I went to an Anti- Abortion rally... Their slogan was ""our movement is unstoppable, they will never defetus"""
"What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7? Because 7 8 9 A"
"What do you call a bird that believes in the change in the basic assumptions, or paradigms, within the ruling theory of science? A *parrot*-digm shift."
"cop: the perp was found with red paint on his fingers, so i guess you could say he was caught.. *looks at camera* why is there a camera here"
"Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game."
"I always keep a hammer in my pocket in case someone asks me to help them fix something so I can immediately break my leg."
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."