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"Capitalism is horrible Buy my book to find out why!"
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"What's it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale."
"Some lesbians built a house on my block... It was all tongue-in-groove with no studs."
"What is the difference between Issac Newton and the 5 year old i just stabbed to death? Issac Newton died a virgin."
"Definition of a Will: It's a dead giveaway."
"The teacher took away the kids rubber-band gun.. Because it was a weapon of math disruption."
"Apparently telling the principal that ""it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning"" was the wrong thing to say."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute after their session? ""Keep the tip."""
"Thinking about writing some erotic fan fiction about 90s bands Working title It's A shame About Grey"
"[ANTI-JOKE]So a man walks into a bar. So a man walks into a bar and.....his drinking habits are tearing his family apart."