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Joke of the Day
"Help, I just sunk the wrong submarine and I need legal advice Whoops! Wrong sub."
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"A good way to start a conversation is 'What's your favorite color'. A good way to end a conversation is What's your favourite colour of a person."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrup........ MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [Works best IRL](/spoiler)"
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda? Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda."
"Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet."
"Does /r/Jokes know any good braces jokes/puns?"
"What's the best Disney song to listen to while having a threesome? You've Got a Friend in Me"
"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's where you say one thing but fuck your mother."
"Cats are perfect for those who want to experience the indifference and hostility of the workplace in a pet."
"What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole? You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it."