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Joke of the Day
"So how is your sushi? Meh, it's all rice."
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"What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time? I am not a cook"
"What's brown and sticky A brown stick"
"What do you call the unjust murder of someone? Out of the Blue."
"It's hard to write a good drinking song. I can never make it past the first few bars."
"Going to a bar within walking distance of my house reduces the likelihood that I will wake up partially clothed behind a dumpster tomorrow."
"""Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? "" Because they're really good at it"
"I believe Unicorns were the first to call each other dickheads."
"{Goes to buy Virgin Airlines ticket} ""Can I buy one even if I've done sex?"" Um. Yes sir ""Cause I have"" Okay ""I've done all of it"" Please go"
"Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch."