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Joke of the Day
"So how is your sushi? Meh, it's all rice."
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"An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women..."
"What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend? Marriage-u-wanna?"
"LOL at vegetarians coming to my house for a BBQ! Feel free to eat my lawn. L-O-L!"
"Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click"
"GF asked ""Can you hand me my shoes?"" Me: ""No, but I can feet them to you"""
"If Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman had a baby together, what would the kid be like? I know there's a joke in there somewhere..."
"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single ,,,,kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer, it's called ""art"" and ""music. When I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""have to leave Home Depot""."
"How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu? One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment"