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Joke of the Day
"If you get raped... Then at least you know there is someone in the world who wants you."
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"English If you ever have trouble remembering the difference between ""lead"" and ""lead"", just remember that ""lead"" sounds like ""read"" and ""lead"" sounds like ""read""."
"Sorry I got kicked out of the auditorium for yelling GET A TOMB YOU TWO during your little brother's 9th grade production of Romeo & Juliet."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!"
"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley."
"in these hard times, it's crucial to stay as positive as Charlie Sheen"
"A girl never comments on another unless she's jealous."
"I may eat animals, but at least I wait until they're DEAD. Plants are ALIVE, vegans. You disgust me."
"A man drops his watch........ And he notices his dog is about to piss on it. The man says ""Oh no you don't, not on my watch!"""
"There's a new show on Broadway based on the dictionary It's a play on words"