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Joke of the Day

"Soon after we find out Bruce Jenner wants to be a woman, he gets into a car wreck Really getting into character I see"

"So my friend told me the other day that he was gunna start studying abroad... ...but no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't tell me her name!"

"THIS JUST IN!!!!! Corduroy pillows are making headlines........."

"Why did the cynic fall asleep? Because he had a bed day."

"Just checked my Farmville for the first time in a year. It's now a Walmart."

"DONALD Your tax returns now! Clinton: We all did our tax returns now show is yours Trump: I emailed it you"

"I just found out I'm colour blind The diagnosis came completely out of the green. (Courtesy of a family member)"

"What do you call a violent white man? Officer"

"Ladies, as you enter this day, remember that one chubby arm photo is going to cancel out the thirty you carefully took of your collar bone."

"What did the former governor of California say after he helped the old lady cross the street? I'm Arnold to assist you."