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Joke of the Day
"It's good to know how to jerk off sometimes... It comes in handy."
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"A woman was masturbating furiously on the subway The police were going to arrest her, but she got off."
"""People should never again say that if they had a time machine, they'd go back & stop Hitler. Because we now know nobody would."" - my kid"
"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."
"Like I was telling my friends, my wife walked into a door. and that pissed me off so I hit her."
"I think I'm more shocked that Rodney King had a swimming pool than that he is dead"
"Who is Reddits favrite musician? Mack-Le-More!!!!!!"
"I have so much money it's kind of gay Because I'm rolling in Bills"
"What kind of bees give milk? Boo-bees."
"There were two chefs who got married, she was Chinese and he was German. They opened a restaurant together. The food is good, but a half hour after you eat dinner, you're hungry for power."