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Joke of the Day
"You should never trust a molecule They make up everything."
Next Joke
"My Wife and I are into S&M.. Edit: Typo: M&M. We like M&Ms."
"A male law is going on a date A male law thought he was going to dinner with a female decree, but it turned out it was a mandate!"
"Don't worry if you found yourself alone on Valentines Day...its not the end of the World...that's still 10 months away."
"Idea: suicide note Mad Libs (""Sad Libs"")"
"My love for shampoo is unconditioner."
"Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7"
"Me: Ew, what sort of shop is this? It just sells dead birds? My cat: Pick out whatever you want, birthday boy. It's on me."
"Yesterday my Korean friend died... He was So Yung"
"I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body."