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Joke of the Day
"My main move is to say ""long story short,"" but then hit you with long story medium."
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"In Germany, we know of a joke The French military."
"To catch a grandpa, you must THINK like a grandpa *eats butterscotch candy, clicks on obvious spam email*"
" ...Oh the weather outside's delightful, the balance in my account is frightful, what happened to all my dough, I dunno, I dunno, I dunnnnoooooo... "
"What's the speed limit for sex? Sixty-eight. At 69 you have to turn around."
"Two blonde girls are celebrating at a table... The waiter comes by and asks ""What are you celebrating?"" They say ""We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"""
"I broke up with my girlfriend because I'm pretty religious I'm a Presbyterian, and she was Satan"
"Where is the best place to hide something? On the second page of Google search results."
"Politicians are like diapers.... They must be changed often and for the same reason."
"What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta? Maaaac"