27871

Joke of the Day

"R niggers 2 gay 4 u? How many jews can you fit in a volswagnon? 2 in the front,2 in the bak, and none in the ashtray because the holocaust didn't happen,"

"Just got a job as a software engineer for the government! My career as a professional shit poster is really gonna take off"

"What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love it will be for heifer."

"The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered."

"The internet is amazing One minute you're at work looking at random webpages; the next, you're at home looking for a new job"

"Jupit. Jupiter. Jupitest."

"Wife: ""I look fat. Tell me something to make me feel better."" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee... [Fill in the blank]"

"Zombies..stay away from junk people or you'll gain a shit-ton of weight."

"How do Super Heroes like their drinks served? WITH JUST ICE!"