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Joke of the Day

"chemistry a male and female atom are in a bar. the male goes to the female and makes a terrible pickup line for her. somehow it worked and it didn't take long for the chemistry to start."

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"It would be nice if for once i got a thank you... ...when I serve breakfast in bed instead of ""who are you"" and ""how did you get in here""."
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"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASSABI"
"Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey? Because he wants to get from ayy to bee."
"What's E.T. short for? Because he's got little legs."
"Sperm bank I wounder if the receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used phrase ""Thanks for coming""."
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"What does a 60 year old woman have between her breasts that a 20 year old woman doesn't? Her belly button."
"Who do you give a lost gun to? The rifle owner."