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Joke of the Day
"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."
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"""Stuff that alligator in that dolphin"" - God creating sharks"
"I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence."
"Did you hear about the pirate who got in trouble at work? He was reported to H-arrrrr"
"What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !"
"Did you hear about the Italian that wanted to cheat the Broadway award voting? He wanted to rig a Tony."
"If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about."
"Mountains aren't just funny... They're hill areas."
"What do you get if you cross a rooster with a disobedient dog? A cock that doesn't come."
"Do you know the difference bewtween a chair and a dick? If no Be careful where you sit"