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Joke of the Day
"I just wrote down my best joke ever my best joke ever"
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"In Liverpool, you'll never walk alone. There will always be other visitors to the city who've had their cars stolen, too."
"What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper? A real mess on your hands."
"What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common? They just wanna watch the world burn"
"What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese? None, but you can get food poisoning."
"We arrested a troupe of mimes for their unspeakable crimes.... None of them talked. But they did point fingers."
"When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes spread all over my bedroom...so my wife can clean up after me one more time."
"A bird gets hit and killed by a baseball The umpire and coroner agreed to call it foul play."
"If I were to ask you to dance naked for me, would your answer be the same as to this question?"
"What do all the sexy ladies of r/gonewild have in common? Daddy issues"