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Joke of the Day
"I just wrote down my best joke ever my best joke ever"
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"Civil War spoilers Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth."
"Here's a FedEx joke http://imgur.com/UiGwU3e"
"Why are track suits so popular song members of the former Soviet Union? Aww cheap. I screwed up the title."
"Even in the Olympics, women's basketball is un-watchable."
"When I see a couple fighting I like to walk up to the one who's more pissed off and whisper ""We can make it look like a suicide"" and wink"
"If I've learned anything in life, it's that not enough people are at a loss for words."
"Someone told me I have no sense of humor I don't get it"
"Amish murderers get the acoustic chair."
"What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times? A dell"