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Joke of the Day

"Every woman thinks her husband is a moron. And they're absolutely right because smart men don't get married."

"Did you hear about Divorced Barbie? It comes with all of Ken's stuff. stolen from /u/LazzzyButtons"

"In hell, your mouth is always freshly brushed & minty, and all they have to drink is orange juice."

"Twitter is the only place where it's actually BORING to discover that you are being followed by hundreds of robots."

"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... They just sit in the dark and bitch about it."

"If you cloned yourself, and then you become attracted to yourself and ended up having sex with your clone...does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?"

"Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, ""How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."""

"In North Korea, you actually do get freedom of speech. Just not freedom *after* your speech."

"A better world I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

"What type of drink do gay nazis hate? Juice"