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Joke of the Day

"Why did Courteney Cox? Because Lisa Kudrow."

"Why are cats against abortion? Because they're CATholic"

"When my wife takes a nap, it's ""desperately needed rest."" When I do, it's ""lazy chauvinist party-time."""

"Music Jokes! Jake: What did the Clarinet say to the naughty Trumpet? Sean: What? Jake: Why are you always in treble?"

"Commercial for Twitter: ""Are you tired of arguing with people you actually know?"""

"BOSS: You forgot my birthday didn't you? ME: *lighting candle* No what gave u that idea? BOSS: idk maybe that candle stuck in a urinal cake?"

"why do they put gates around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in"

"Read about this horrible guy who was a racist and a paedophile At least some of the kids are safe"

"MOM: Any plans tonight? ME: Me and the guys heading out to find us some ladees *shoots finger guns HER: So Pokemon Go with Gary? M: Yessss"

"What's the difference between eating out pussy and drinking American Beer? Pussy only tastes like piss in the beginning."