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Joke of the Day
"Why did Courteney Cox? Because Lisa Kudrow."
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"Yesterday one of my patients told me about the time he sat on his testicles... It was nuts."
"I hate combing my hair... It reminds me of what I did to everyone else: Let them down."
"*writing suicide letter Goodbye cruel world. Your going to really miss me when I'm gone... Cat: *you're"
"Two men walk into a bar. you think the second one would have seen it."
"Why should you wrap your hamster in duct tape? So it won't explode when you fuck it."
"The Koreans were printing with movable type in 1403. I was in 1402 and the noise kept me awake all night. - from MASH"
"The Only Thing Better Then a Yom Kippur Breakfast is a Yom Kippur Lunch."
"Athiesgasm What would an atheist say while having an orgasm? OH MY NOTHING"
"If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?"