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Joke of the Day
"How do you blind an Asian? Put a windshield in front of them"
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"We all make fun of Kristen Stewart for her wide variety of facial expressions, but she'd probably kick all our asses in poker."
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"Would you slap your cousin for $1,000,000? I'd do it for free, bitch."
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