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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark."
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"HER: my dad hates puns but loves food ME: got it HER: dad, this my date ME: hey papaya yam glad to meat u HIM: *shakes then crushes my hand*"
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