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Joke of the Day

"I went to the Air and Space Museum It wasn't as empty as I thought it'd be."

"i once had a beautiful wife, she was always the prettiest when she was asleep. Unfortunately she died after i gave her too many sleeping pills."

"Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !"

"The Best Way to Enjoy a Good Wine is to First Open the Bottle and Allow it to Breathe. Then if it does not look like it is breathing, give it mouth to mouth."

"It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim."

"If Kevin Bacon ever killed someone, the best a prosecutor could probably do is convict him of 6th degree murder."

"What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt"

"What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor? Gone fission"

"How do you sink a Polish battleship? Put it in water"

"I got a new computer yesterday All it does is sing. I think it was a dell"