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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese Pilot? A Pilot."
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"A doctor gave a man six months to live ... ... The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."
"What does James Bond say after a heavy workout? I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred."
"Confused.com adverts They're kinda confusing"
"I get chills down my spine every time I hear the song Stayin' Alive... I don't know, there's something about the Bee Gees that just gives me the heebie jeebies"
"Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber? Because it's a First Order approximation."
"What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's last movement."
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins"
"Why did Will die? Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: ""Fire at will"""
"Due tomorrow, do tomorrow."