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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese Pilot? A Pilot."
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"What two things do black people and flappy birds have in common? They both have massive lips and you can't buy them anymore!"
"What will be the campaign motto of Trump's opponent in 2020? Make America Great Again"
"Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It's so fun to watch them freak out!"
"Why are there no good jokes about engineers? zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline."
"Some people say that The Big Bang Theory disproves God... I mean, sure, it's not the best show, but I wouldn't go *that* far."
"A cop pulls an illegal immigrant over near the US-Mexico border and asks ""Papers?"" The immigrant responds ""Scissors"" and drives away"
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I might vote for it."
"The other day, I was looking through my socks, when I found one had a hole in it... ""darn it..."" I muttered."
"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Is it buffering or is he having a stroke?"