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Joke of the Day
"Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!"
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"What rock group has 4 men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"""OMG!!! HeRE LiEs BRiaNnA RiP! :*("" - Tombstones in 2060"
"I'm not comfortable with my sexuality... but luckily I have a discomfort fetish."
"What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4"
"I guess it's time to face the reality that I just do not want to rock and roll all night. Nor do I wish to party eva-ree day."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it."
"Q: Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? A: Because snakes make lots of strikes."
"Some of my most meaningful relationships started because I was too lazy to leave the room."
"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Because their horns dont work!"