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Joke of the Day
"What do worms and girls have in common? They both squirm when you eat them"
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"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Its ok he worked it out with a pencil"
"Kill the crackers...kill them all Old Man Ritz"
"Abortions are like stains in my carpet. You don't want them to be seen, and you pay somebody to vacuum them out."
"My son asked my wife what true love was ""It's spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'll miss them"""
"""Use divorce, Luke."" """" Obi Wan, marriage counselor"
"A redhead tells her blonde sister, ""I slept with a Brazilian..."" The blonde replies: ""Oh My Gosh! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""
"Riding a donkey If you are riding on a donkey and someone throws rocks at you til you fall off, does that mean you are stoned off your ass?"
"Say what you want about paedophiles. At least they drive slow in school zones."
"Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint; the phone rings,and he jumps up shouting: ""Oh Shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"""