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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who get binary and those who don't."

"Every time someone makes a typo, I look at the location of the letters on the keyboard to consider whether it's justified."

"2001 called... They want their towers back"

"What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her? Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry.."

"Guess what? Chicken Butt"

"Two muffins are in an oven One turns to the other and says ""So how are we going to get out of here?"" The other screams ""GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called? The Necronomnomnomicon."

"TSA: We'll treat all of you like the terrorists we accidentally let on our planes."

"My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge."

"So a kid starts cussing in Social Studies class Another kid hears it and tells the teacher. Teacher confronts kid, saying ""Tom says you were swearing.."" Kid replies, ""That's fucking bullshit!"""