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Joke of the Day
"90s kids won't get this... Social Security benefits."
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"Obama: joe can you please explain all the cheetos that are in the kitchen Biden: I didn't want Trump to feel- Obama: Joe, Biden: ...lonely"
"If they can't ruin the holiday one way they'll find another My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem. But now he found Jesus and ruins it with that."
"How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?"
"If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping Christmas presents."
"What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life? An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)"
"What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine."
"THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he objectifies women ME: [trying to stuff bread into her armpit] toaster"
"The secrets of the baking industry are given out only on a knead to dough basis."
"I asked my doctor where i should put my pants ""Next to mine"" was not the answer i was looking for."