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Joke of the Day
"If cats could talk, they would talk a lot of shit, I bet."
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"Black History Month should be called ""Four Weeks Of Morgan Freeman's Voiceover Work"""
"I want to put a 'Honk If You Love Jesus' bumpersticker on a goose"
"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. No YOU'VE been drinking."
"What's Irish and sits on a deck? Patty O'Furniture"
"Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur? Because he used a honey comb."
"My mate Dave drowned... For his funeral, we got a wreath in the shape of a life saver. It's what he would've wanted."
"[after solid first date] Ok play it cool, don't wanna seem too eager.. *texts her 47 years later* ""Had a great time the other night :)"""
"I have a joke Susan Boyle"
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on shit punchlines. The librarian directs him to the correct section."