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Joke of the Day
"Black History Month should be called ""Four Weeks Of Morgan Freeman's Voiceover Work"""
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"[battle] ME: It's no good. We gotta quit SARGE: Quit? I don't know the meaning of the word M: It means give up S: Oh cool. Lets do that"
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not 6, because it's still dark down there..."
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"[two australians playing chess in a restaurant] check, mate *everyone explodes*"