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Joke of the Day

"It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike."

"What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican? An ambulance."

"My new years resolution is going well, lost 10 pounds! but that was down the back of my sofa...."

"I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me."

"Crucifixion art is so depressing. Every time I look at Jesus, I can't help thinking...I'll never have abs like that."

"You're right, vegetarian. Meat IS murder. ...and I'm sure no bunnies, squirrels or mice died during the harvesting of your garden salad."

"So a blind man walks by a fish market... And when he walks by the market he takes a deep breathe and says... hello ladies!"

"What's the difference between Marcus Mariota and Floyd Mayweather? Best Duck Ever."

"I too lost 120 pounds... And the Judge says the bitch gets to keep the house..."

"just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I'm so confused"