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Joke of the Day
"I'm so poor I'm taking a vacation on Google Street View this year."
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"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket... Could some say you are, independent? :D (Don't look at me like that. You smirked, at least. haha!)"
"What does a Jewish Princess think about during sex? What color to paint the ceiling."
"What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated? Basic Training"
"Cherry tree How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree? Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die? Picking cherries."
"Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way."
"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."
"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they stink and they're ugly."
"Today a Gender Studies student asked me how our society viewed lesbians Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer. Time to update my display to 4K."
"My apathy is at an all time whatever."