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Joke of the Day
"Let's stop listing pagers on that list of electronic devices that should be turned off."
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"The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest."
"Why does a Mexican take Xanax? For his Borderline Personality Disorder."
"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."
"TIFU at Subway - accidentally sent someone to the ER Oops, wrong sub"
"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."
"Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten gagged whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."
"My mother always says make the little things in life count. Tomorrow I'm gonna run free math seminars for midgets"
"The woman who sits next to me at work just told someone she's surrounded by idiots. I feel bad for her."
"And they lived apathetically ever after."