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Joke of the Day

"Kids these days think Christmas is all about getting presents instead of celebrating the birth of Santa Claus."

"What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti? A Pastatute"

"How tall does the grass grow in Germany? Nein feet tall."

"What's a mailmans favorite organ? Da Liver"

"What do ducks get hooked on? Quack"

"Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco"

"Wives are magicians They can turn anything into an argument."

"It's not the size of the ship nor the motion in the ocean...it's whether the Captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.."

"Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don't want her to meet her competition right away."

"My book fell from above and hit me on my head All I can do is blame my shelf"