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Joke of the Day

"A communist tells his friend before going to bed, ""I'm going to take a nap."" He wakes up as a libertarian."

"A genie asked me if I wanted a good memory or a big penis. Guy: A genie asked me if I wanted a good memory or a big penis. Friend: What did you choose? Guy: I don't remember."

"Why do windbreakers smell bad? Because all they do is break wind."

"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes."

"4-year-old: What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies? Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4"

"A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake"

"Sea cucumbers are actually animals, so regular cucumbers are either lying or they need to step their game up."

"I got completely sucked into a three hour documentary about a toad. It was ribbeting."

"Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people."

"Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues."