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Joke of the Day
"My love life is like magic... Because it dosen't exist"
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"Once my gym teacher told me ""you are what you eat."" I Immediately replied ""you callin' me a pussy?"""
"Shit Post In a packed auditorium, a hypnotist hypnotized the whole audience with a Pendulum. Suddenly, the Pendulum fell down. He said ""SHIT""... It took 3 Days to clean the auditorium.."
"A guy walks into a bar wearing plastic wrap pants... The bartender says ""Whoa there buddy, just turn around and leave - I can clearly see you're nuts!"""
"I chuckled at this one Suicidal arsonist burned at the stake."
"Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo."
"What's worse than finding cum stains in your son's underwear? Finding cum stains in the back of the underwear."
"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."
"What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang? ""Get off Mu-lan!!!"""
"Where do SJWs belong? In an oven."