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Joke of the Day

"I just want to give a shoutout to the ancients for inventing the calendar. It has made my day."

"Men are like frogs, the most important thing is to jump on faster."

"Ginger Ale tastes so much worse outside an airplane."

"Youtube Joke Youtube is like baseball, three strikes and you're out."

"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"[after an accident on the ski slope] ME: did i nail the triple backflip PARAMEDIC: u choked on a tootsie roll and fell off of the ski lift"

"My friend said his dog could retrieve a stick from 5 miles away. That just seems a little far fetched to me."

"Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail? I didn't have enough seed money."

"Which punchline do you like better? What do you call a nun that sleep-walks? a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit"

"Isn't it ironic that crocodiles like water and people who wear Crocs are douchbags. Ok, maybe I don't know what ironic means."