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Joke of the Day
"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better"
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"Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read."
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it"" - a handy tip when trying to track down large metal suppliers."
"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Teacher says ""spit out that gum!"" But a train says ""choo! Choo!"""
"Funny joke! What is Charlie sheens middle name? Washingma CHARLIE WASHINGMA SHEEN"
"Whens someone says you've changed, it simply means you've stopped living your life their way"
"Why did Jesus get a ticket? He tried to skip the Cross walk."
"I just saw the movie 50 Shades of gray You could say it had a huge climax."
"Q: Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street? A: Because she didn't want to go."
"Built a TV news desk in the living room. Area wife very upset."