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Joke of the Day
"I'd like rap a lot better if they sang, played instruments, had talent, and didn't rap."
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"Why did George Lucas Cross The Road? To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80."
"Classic joke at my Catholic High School I went up to a man and said ""Jesus is the messiah"" He said ""No way"" I said ""Yah-weh"""
"My wife is like Pokemon Soon as I throw out my balls she runs off."
"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing."
"What is the best part about banging a Milf ...you get to steal the Capri sun in the morning."
"When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now."
"Laundry is racist!! Must separate the whites from the colors!! No delicates allowed? Oh, whites get HOT water, everyone else gets cold!"
"For her birthday, my wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 in 5 seconds. So I got her a weighing machine..."
"My boss just fired me because I spent the past 45 minutes taking a crap. I don't see why he can't just clean it off his desk, and move on."