25208

Joke of the Day

"Truthfully officer, I wouldn't have pulled over, if I known all you were gonna do is complain about my driving.."

"The spider I just killed with a napkin isn't in the napkin, and now I'm in a circle of salt reciting incantations."

"Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person ""Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened."" -Adolf Hitler, 1945"

"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"

"Did you hear about the kid that became a paraplegic? He had to roll with it..."

"Honk all you want, but if I don't eat these donuts at this green light I'll have to share them at home."

"It's great that banks are nice enough to charge fees for using machines created for the purpose of replacing paid employees."

"Why are round bales of hay illegal? Because cows can't get a square meal."

"Told ya I can time travel!"

"What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer? Long neck or giraffed?"