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Joke of the Day
"Don't be afraid to speak your mind but know when to shut the fcuk up."
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"Cop: your under arrest Me: you're* under arrest 2nd Cop: [handcuffing 1st cop] sorry Ed, but he's right"
"One of the best feelings in the world is not having to set your alarm clock."
"A boy asks for a pink ping pong ball... a boy comes downstairs and asks for a pink ping pong ball. ""don't you start that again."" says the mom."
"I get beavers and similar animals mixed up. I otter know better."
"Nike just announced it will now be using robots instead of children to make shoes Unfortunately, the robots will be made by children."
"What's the plural of compass? This one's best if you say it out loud. What's the plural of octopus? Octopi. What's the plural of compass? Cumpie."
"if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free"
"What's the name of that band Dave Matthews is in"
"A man asked Hitler "" Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? "" Hitler said : Nein."