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Joke of the Day
"The burrito I ate for lunch today just sent me a push notification."
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"A man with pica walks into a bar... ...and orders a drink on rocks. Hahahaha! Smart people jokes are the best!"
"Bad day? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Unmotivated? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Don't like rap? Listen to 90s rap Problem solved"
"Ever wonder why you always get a boner when you look in the mirror? That's because your dick thinks you're a cunt too!"
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great."
"""So did you hear Bruce Willis passed away?"" ""Really? How?"" ""Suicide. Overdosed on Viagra and Cialis."" ""That's terrible!"" ""Well, he always wanted to Die Hard."""
"Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!"
"Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos."
"What do Amy Schumer and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."
"To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!"