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Joke of the Day

"[home depot] ME: I think I like this huge decorative rock HER: Boulder ME: Ok [with confidence] I REALLY LOVE THIS HUGE DECORATIVE ROCK"

"This game is like having sex in the woods It's fucking intents"

"What's the difference between a middle school flute player and a dress maker Dress makers tuck up frills"

"I'm sorry, this suitcase is overweight. You're gonna have to take some stuff out and put it in a different bag so the plane doesn't crash."

"According to North Korean press, Kim Jong Il has entered a sleeping contest. Ta-da!"

"Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border."

"Bed wetters let it go straight to voicemail when nature calls."

"Have you heard the joke about the Butter? I better not tell you, You Might spread it!!!"

"What did the black guys say to the bleach? you basic"

"Farted on the bus, 4 people turned around, felt like i'm on ""The Voice"""