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Joke of the Day
"Bed wetters let it go straight to voicemail when nature calls."
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"What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail? A small medium at large"
"Women's magazine Page 14: accept yourself as you are Page 15: how to lose 5 Kg in 2 weeks Page 16: best cake recipes ever.."
"Did you hear Ben and Jerry are going to bring out a special line of LGBT ice-cream? They're gonna call it Ambrusia."
"""A wine please"" ""Sir, this is McDonalds..."" ""Okay, a McWine please"""
"My doctor told me during my physical that I needed to stop masturbating When i asked him why, he said ""because I'm trying to give you a physical!"""
"I kicked my rear-view mirror addiction... I'm never looking back."
"Drugs, is not the answer unless the question is why are you eating spaghetti with your hands."
"[NSFW] So my penis was in the guiness book of world records... Till the librarian asked me to take it out."
"I used to be a necropheliac... [NSFW] ...but then some rotten asshole split on me."