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Joke of the Day

"So a blind man walks into a bar... and a table, and a couple of chairs"

"Figured out how to jailbreak my dog and now I'm running all the cool cat apps on him - watching him go nuts on a piece of string right now"

"Why was Mary's phone bill so high? She was a roamin' catholic."

"I often chastise my conservative grandpa for stereotyping black people.. I mean how rude it is to pick on jobless people raised by single mothers..."

"what did one prick say to the other prick? nothing they were both stuck up cunts"

"What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called? The Tu-Wang Clan"

"[Bowling Alley] ""I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any bowling shoes left"" *gestures towards a happy family of centipedes bowling*"

"Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie? where the woman hires the devil to pull the priest out of her son."

"School is like a penis... Long and hard unless you're Asian"

"Why did the fat, religious Ugandan move to Egypt for weight loss candy? He wanted to find a lighten mint through trans-Sudan migration!"