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Joke of the Day

"Dogs can't operate an MRI. But cats can."

"What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented? There's been a ground breaking discovery..."

"Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency That would be ironic."

"Everytime you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job...HAHAHAHA! Because it gets FIRED. HAHAHA! *I'm in tears*"

"I've removed swim with dolphins from my bucket list. Mainly cos I can't swim and drowning with dolphins doesn't have quite the same appeal."

"Niggas be like.. ..OH HELL NO!"

"I hate it when I'm at someone's party and they keep asking stupid questions like... ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""

"What is the cheapest cut of meat on a deer? The balls, cause they're under a buck."

"What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race? An all day run"

"1:40am. I get up to pee and step on a squeaky dog toy. He grabs a bat by the bed and yells, ""Fried chicken!"" So are the days of our lives."