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Joke of the Day

"Autocorrect changed Italian to Taliban, so now I'm sure the NSA is super interested in my ricotta cheese."

"[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke."

"A man asks his wife if he can cum in her ear... She says, ""No, I'll go deaf."" He says, ""Funny, I always cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up."""

"Girls heres how to tell if a guy wants you for sex 1) He does"

"Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner? Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin."

"Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly."

"What's a telemarketer's favourite element? Scamdium."

"Budweiser is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water."

"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-Ton? Lukewarm."

"I saw Santa Claus having sex with my mom. To get him back, I poisoned his cookies. Some how the bastard found out and killed my dad."