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Joke of the Day

"A Latino shot an unarmed black man today, and everyone is in an uproar Especially the police, saying ""They took our jobs!"""

"What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale."

"Why did Yellow divorce Green? Because Green blue Indigo."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN TICKLES!!"

"Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city? Because it was mini apple list."

"Uber is driving me to drink. Literally."

"If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day? November thirst."

"Did I tell you guys about the guy who attempted suicide from the top floor of my building? I thought he was gonna live but that was a different story."

"A man is on trial for beating his wife with his guitar collection The judge asks, ""first offender""? The man replies, ""No, first a Gibson; then a Fender."""

"%3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the face."