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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angry toilet? Pissed off"
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"I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant ""I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play too."""
"What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?... They were both shot in Vegas!"
"Worst thing about having a daughter is... No matter how hard you try you're daughter is gonna have some other man's dick in her mouth."
"Self-defecating humor..... ...are just shitty jokes about yourself."
"Riding a moped is like riding a fat chick It may be fun but you wouldn't want your buddies to see you on one"
"""A black man follows me when it's sunny outside. When it's cloudy, he goes home."" ""Brick, that's your shadow."""
"My love life I have found that invisible girlfriends are the way to go... Because then you know no one else is seeing her...."
"I guess they are calling One Direction 1D Because thats all they've got between all of them."
"Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named ""Dave""."