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Joke of the Day

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last hit was the wall."

"After a terrible storm, a farmer realizes he needs to revamp his fence. Sorry, repost."

"Just heard a woman compare different products by calling the last one ""even differenter."" I am now embarrassed to be human."

"Got pulled over tonight. Cop asked if I had any weapons. I showed him my guns. He laughed."

"Why did the rooster buy mittens? So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now"

"New York, ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""

"You know what's really great about being a narcissist? Me."

"You know what they say: once you go Black... ... you'll always be blacker than Wayne Brady."

"Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms."

"If you don't feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend... you're not doing it right"