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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono? .....about 40 years."
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"40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar Or did they?"
"Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..."
"Got stuck behind a tractor on the way to work this morning. The bloke on top wouldn't stop screaming ""We're all doomed! The end of the world is nigh! Repent!"" Turned out it was Farmer Geddon"
"It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as I do in a day."
"""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to other drivers on the road ""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to myself, in all other situations"
"Joke a friend made up What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh? A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff."
"Reality show idea: ""So You Think You Can Touch Mike Tyson's Nose."" Hidden camera. Tyson isn't in on it."
"Wished my wife a 'Happy Valentine's ay!' I'll give her the D later."
"WANTED: Sanity LAST SEEN: In store, right before I told my 4 year old that he couldn't get a new toy REWARD: 4 year old"