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Joke of the Day

"I once found an egg with two chickens in it That was my best yolk."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."

"is actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year."

"The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but... the new guy screwed everything up"

"Most disgraceful joke I want to hear jokes that make your stomach churn, cringe, the most racist/sexist joke, jokes about absolutely everything and anything. I want them bad"

"My life is like a movie where two soulmates meet in line at the grocery store, except I'm the woman behind them buying tampons and cat food."

"Three Mexicans walk into a bar."

"In Germany, we know of a joke The French military."

"Atleast there was one way that the new Ghostbusters was true to the original... It still had a black guy as one of the main cast."

"I can't stand anti-semitic jokes Anne Frankly, I think no one should support them."