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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a moari terrorist? Geeee, hard!"

"What's a Mexicans favorite protein? Whey"

"I don't think this girl on Facebook will ""survive"" the 2nd day of her diet.. I'll keep you posted."

"Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well I do appear on and off you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off."

"Young God: ok, a little hydrogen and- *chemistry set explodes* Mom: what was that?! God: nothing! *scoops resulting universe into shoebox*"

"Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight."

"Ray Rice doesn't believe in giving women rights. However, he has no problem giving them a couple lefts"

"Introverts should get a 26.2 sticker for when they have to talk on the phone multiple times in a day."

"(Anxiety/Depression joke) I'm always exhausted... except for my nervous energy."

"What did the pervert get for Christmas? A partial in a pear tree."