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Joke of the Day

"An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey..."

"What is a terrorists favourite food? Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter."

"What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor? Lets get physical!"

"What should we call people who leave crusty bits of food in the corner of their mouths? #Herpeaters."

"Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !"

"Women.... Women are like condoms, they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick."

"You say kidnapping. I say surprise adoption. Tomato, Tomahto Get in the van."

"I always have a quick look over my shoulder when sorting out my washing for the washing machines ""Blacks!"" ""Coloured!"" ""Whites!"""

"Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man? The Book of Job."

"What's a horses' favorite hip-hop dance? The neigh-neigh."