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Joke of the Day

"An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey..."

"Just had a 9 minute argument with The Boy over why he needs to change his underwear this morning. Don't forget your birth control, friends."

"I've been so stressed recently I've been doing that Chinese thing with the needles. You know...heroin."

"Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day."

"What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall? An erection"

"My Ex-Wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"

"Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!"

"These riots remind me of basketball There are always people stealing, but you can't win without shooting."

"Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna"

"Tequila, because sometimes you and your toilet need to hug it out."