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Joke of the Day
"Maybe the back door is the wrong door. -Hillary Clinton"
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"Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal."
"Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Do you all want a beer?"" The first logician says, ""I don't know."" The second logician says, ""I don't know."" The third logician says, ""Yes."""
"What do sexy farmers say all day? ""Brown-chicken-brown-cow!"" And then they swagger a bit."
"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews"
"Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork"
"A while back I was walking through the woods and found a body... He must have gotten stuck in a bear trap or something. I never told anyone about it but I came back about a week later and he was dead."
"Wedding photographer's slogan: Take a picture of your marriage. It will last longer."
"Whats the worst thing about dating a terrorist? Doesn't matter if you come or not, they're getting blown anyway. Thought up this at work"
"How many shrinks does it take to change a tire? Well, first the tire really has to want to change..."